January 2012
bughug:
basedgodzilla:
when someone told me what “seal clubbing” was i almost didn’t believe them
like
WHY WOULD YOU CLUB A SEAL
i mean they’re so cute and nice
and humanity aside
it’s so impractical to just beat the shit out of it i mean it’s so cruel and takes a lot of effort
i really just like to imagine the concept as a bunch of seals going to the club and partying it up
kind of...
you know, casually drinking orange juice while wishing that you’re here but you’ll never see me the way i see you so why should i continue trying when i know for a fact that you don’t see me and will never see me as boyfriend material.
iammarsz:
Shoutout to all the attractive girls I will never follow because they collectively possess the IQ of a raisin.
December 2011
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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i’m drunk dude
who needs friends when you have jonny craig~
